http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/-t1.htm Share your jokes and humorous links here! Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:43:31 GMT 10 http://i74.servimg.com/u/f74/12/94/05/90/logo_210.png http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/-t1.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/after-marriage-t1105.htm sweetu After marriage, how couples behave !!! Dating process: 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose? Back from Work: 6 weeks : Honey, I'm home. 6 months : BACK!! 6 years : What did your mom cook for us today?? Gifts: 6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring. 6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room. 6 years : Here's the money. ... Jokes/Humor Sat, 29 Nov 2008 11:16:51 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/after-marriage-t1105.htm#5334 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/after-marriage-t1105.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/i-thot-it-was-a-healthtip-t1261.htm mOnkey_bOi HEALTH TIP: Dont eat maggi, pani poori,samosa, fried rice, ice creams, chocolate n ladoos etc, Because it wil cause stomach pain when u eat 'WITHOUT ME'. : Jokes/Humor Sun, 07 Dec 2008 16:20:53 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/i-thot-it-was-a-healthtip-t1261.htm#6727 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/i-thot-it-was-a-healthtip-t1261.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/driving-exam-answers-joke-t1032.htm sweetu The following are real answers submitted in Driving Exams by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." Q: When driving through fog, what should you ... Jokes/Humor Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:16:11 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/driving-exam-answers-joke-t1032.htm#4696 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/driving-exam-answers-joke-t1032.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/kids-in-school-think-quick-t1161.htm natalie-luv Kids in school think quick TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS : Maria! TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD : H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O! TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do ... Jokes/Humor Wed, 03 Dec 2008 03:47:38 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/kids-in-school-think-quick-t1161.htm#5788 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/kids-in-school-think-quick-t1161.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/tips-for-how-to-be-funny-psychologically-t1623.htm dido101 Being funny is hard work. Some people think that humor is easy, that anybody can be funny with very little work. This is not true. To be funny there are a lot of things you must know about humor and a lot of situations you must prepare for. Think fast -- you're in line at McDonald's and the guy in front of you orders a Whopper -- what do you say? Give up? Read on, humor impaired person, and learn the secrets of being funny. What Is Funny? Humor can be broken down into five distinct categories. ... Jokes/Humor Mon, 12 Jan 2009 01:57:43 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/tips-for-how-to-be-funny-psychologically-t1623.htm#9929 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/tips-for-how-to-be-funny-psychologically-t1623.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/few-unknown-facts-t649.htm sweetu Few unknown facts! *Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving. *Having one child makes you a parent having two, a referee. *Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband! *A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. *Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. *You ... Jokes/Humor Fri, 07 Nov 2008 11:10:30 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/few-unknown-facts-t649.htm#2452 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/few-unknown-facts-t649.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/funny-quotes-t1426.htm sweetu [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! [4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. [5] Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. [6] Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, ... Jokes/Humor Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:48:36 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/funny-quotes-t1426.htm#8247 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/funny-quotes-t1426.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/2-chinese-talking-over-phone-t1435.htm sharp_shutar 2 Chinese – Talking Over Phone............. Once you read it, please take care while having any conversation with any Chinese Counterpart. Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this? Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent. Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to ... Jokes/Humor Sat, 20 Dec 2008 16:10:19 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/2-chinese-talking-over-phone-t1435.htm#8344 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/2-chinese-talking-over-phone-t1435.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/best-salesman-of-the-year-t1669.htm sweetu *Best Salesman of The Year* An Indian moves to Montreal and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager asks, "Do you have any sales experience?" The Indian says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home". Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did, but let me give you a bit of advice. If a customer comes looking, say, for toothpaste, ... Jokes/Humor Thu, 15 Jan 2009 21:06:27 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/best-salesman-of-the-year-t1669.htm#10284 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/best-salesman-of-the-year-t1669.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/funny-tragic-t1409.htm mOnkey_bOi Msg: A little bird was flying in winter The bird froze and fell 2 ground A cow came by and dropped some dung on it Bird began to realize how warm it was & soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing & dug him out and ate him Lessons to Learn: 1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy 2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend And 3. When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut. Jokes/Humor Fri, 19 Dec 2008 03:49:48 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/funny-tragic-t1409.htm#8183 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/funny-tragic-t1409.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/get-away-from-her-t1672.htm sweetu A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table ... Jokes/Humor Thu, 15 Jan 2009 21:08:39 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/get-away-from-her-t1672.htm#10287 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/get-away-from-her-t1672.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/this-is-just-for-laugh-t1678.htm sweetu ust for Laughs may you have already read this before.... Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives. 1st: How yours look like? 2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours? 1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!! ********** Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death. Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends". ... Jokes/Humor Thu, 15 Jan 2009 21:36:47 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/this-is-just-for-laugh-t1678.htm#10301 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/this-is-just-for-laugh-t1678.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/collection-of-stories-and-jokes-by-blueprince_harry-t1697.htm Blueprince_harry Welcome into "Collection of Stories and Jokes " well.... firstly i'm sorry for just making this thread without any opening from me... (he-he... sorry ) um... from the title, you may have already know what the purpose of this thread is hope that you can share too any stories or jokes that you found and hoping too that: Lets Rock Jokes/Humor Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:38:08 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/collection-of-stories-and-jokes-by-blueprince_harry-t1697.htm#10462 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/collection-of-stories-and-jokes-by-blueprince_harry-t1697.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/english-funny-sms-t1698.htm Blueprince_harry Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you're not Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all! The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you? I saw your face as you walked by ... Jokes/Humor Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:43:31 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/english-funny-sms-t1698.htm#10463 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/english-funny-sms-t1698.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/software-engineer-s-wife-t1677.htm sweetu Husband - hey dear, I am logged in. Wife - would you like to have some snacks? Husband - hard disk full. Wife - have you brought the saree. Husband - Bad command or file name. Wife - but I told you about it in morning Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary. Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time. Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping. Husband - ... Jokes/Humor Thu, 15 Jan 2009 21:34:20 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/software-engineer-s-wife-t1677.htm#10300 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/software-engineer-s-wife-t1677.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/extra-large-condoms-t1597.htm Blueprince_harry


A woman walked into a convenience store and asked the clerk if they sold extra-large condoms.

He replied, "Yes, we do. Would you like to buy some?"

"No," she said, "but do you mind if I wait here until someone does?" ]]> Jokes/Humor Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:02:29 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/extra-large-condoms-t1597.htm#9565 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/extra-large-condoms-t1597.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/i-am-pregnant-t1618.htm sweetu Once a husband put some urine in a bottle to take to doctor as doctor has given his urine test. But he forgot to take the bottle and left for office. By this time wife saw the bottle and she thought may be some water in the bottle she washed and keep it. After sometimes husband telephoned her that I forgot to bring the bottle of urine, so I am right now coming home to take the bottle. Pregnant wife afraid and to avoid scolding she has taken her urine in the same bottle and keep ... Jokes/Humor Sat, 10 Jan 2009 08:13:58 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/i-am-pregnant-t1618.htm#9800 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/i-am-pregnant-t1618.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/english-indo-messy-t1606.htm Blueprince_harry Job interview HRD : Nama saudara siapa ? Pelamar : Prawojo pak ... HRD : Coba ceritakan tentang keluarga saudara !!... Pelamar : Saya 2 bersaudara, adik saya masih kuliah di Jogya..Orang Tua saya tinggal di Surabaya .. Kakek dan nenek dari Bapak tinggal di Solo.. Kakek dan nenek dari Ibu tinggal di Semarang .. Paman dan Pakde semua tinggal di Tegal.. HRD : Apakan saudara dapat berbahasa inggris ? Pelamar : Yes .. sir ... HRD ... Jokes/Humor Thu, 08 Jan 2009 04:11:34 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/english-indo-messy-t1606.htm#9617 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/english-indo-messy-t1606.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/latest-laws-t1609.htm sweetu LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the ... Jokes/Humor Thu, 08 Jan 2009 08:33:55 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/latest-laws-t1609.htm#9641 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/latest-laws-t1609.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/the-great-answer-t1596.htm Blueprince_harry Great answer A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote, “I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well-behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?” An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, “I’ve been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I’ve never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off ... Jokes/Humor Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:59:37 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/the-great-answer-t1596.htm#9564 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/the-great-answer-t1596.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/ha-ha-halol-t1595.htm Blueprince_harry A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun. He shouts 'This is a raid - everyone get on the floor!', and proceeds to empty the cash drawers. As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head and shouts 'Did anybody else here see my face?'. The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and goes over and shoots him in the head also. 'Did anybody else see ... Jokes/Humor Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:50:12 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/ha-ha-halol-t1595.htm#9563 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/ha-ha-halol-t1595.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/the-perfect-husband-t1537.htm sweetu Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like ... Jokes/Humor Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:58:57 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/the-perfect-husband-t1537.htm#9069 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/the-perfect-husband-t1537.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/computer-jokes-t1567.htm sweetu Five reasons computers must be female... 5.No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 4.Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 3.The native language used to communicate with the other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 2.The message, "Bad command or filename", is about as informative as "if you don t know why I m mad at you, then I m certainly not going to tell you". 1.As soon as you make ... Jokes/Humor Sun, 04 Jan 2009 09:47:24 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/computer-jokes-t1567.htm#9254 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/computer-jokes-t1567.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/something-about-wives-t1436.htm mr-loves My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. -Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied," In the lake." -Henny Youngman The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. -Henny Youngman After ... Jokes/Humor Sat, 20 Dec 2008 16:11:34 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/something-about-wives-t1436.htm#8345 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/something-about-wives-t1436.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/99-facts-about-guyzvery-true-t1433.htm mr-loves 1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls. 2. Guys hate flirts. 3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards. 4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is. 5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering. 6. Guys ... Jokes/Humor Sat, 20 Dec 2008 15:58:17 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/99-facts-about-guyzvery-true-t1433.htm#8336 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/99-facts-about-guyzvery-true-t1433.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/the-husband-store-t1437.htm mr-loves A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, ... Jokes/Humor Sat, 20 Dec 2008 16:16:06 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/the-husband-store-t1437.htm#8348 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/the-husband-store-t1437.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/the-indian-momthis-is-really-good-t1438.htm mr-loves THE INDIAN MOM!.........This is really good!!! Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye ... Jokes/Humor Sat, 20 Dec 2008 16:23:49 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/the-indian-momthis-is-really-good-t1438.htm#8349 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/the-indian-momthis-is-really-good-t1438.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/pooor-guys-t1389.htm sweetu When a Girl Cries ------------The World "Consoles" her But when a boy cries ---------- They say Come on man don't be A "Girl" If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something" If Boy Slaps a girl -------------- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies" If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly" If a Boy talks to a Girl ... Jokes/Humor Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:32:39 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/pooor-guys-t1389.htm#7907 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/pooor-guys-t1389.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/sardarji-t1376.htm mOnkey_bOi Sardar:
What is my exam register number.....?
Teacher: Its 07AC438629....
sardar:
I paid 1000 Rs for exams. Pls give me a fancy number!!! ]]> Jokes/Humor Tue, 16 Dec 2008 04:31:12 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/sardarji-t1376.htm#7801 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/sardarji-t1376.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/read-it-with-a-pinch-of-salt-t1141.htm naughty.don Not to offend anyone…….. Read it with a pinch of salt!! ( Funny ) Bengali One Bengali = poet. Two Bengalis = a film society. Three Bengalis = political party. Four Bengalis = two political parties. More than four Bengali's = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team ********** Bihari One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav. Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad. Three Biharis = caste killing. Four Biharis = entire literate population ... Jokes/Humor Tue, 02 Dec 2008 10:07:11 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/read-it-with-a-pinch-of-salt-t1141.htm#5694 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/read-it-with-a-pinch-of-salt-t1141.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/recruiting-t1362.htm happy4ever321 One day while walking down the street a highly successful HR Director was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we`ve never once had a Human Resources Director make it this far and we`re not really sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," ... Jokes/Humor Mon, 15 Dec 2008 07:33:39 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/recruiting-t1362.htm#7687 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/recruiting-t1362.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/who-kissed-her-t1214.htm boy_zone15 A case of kiss and a slap: ------------ --------- --------- --------- -------- Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are traveling in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything. Sonia is ... Jokes/Humor Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:35:17 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/who-kissed-her-t1214.htm#6261 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/who-kissed-her-t1214.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/internet-sayings-t1166.htm naughty.don Home is where you hang your @. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks. Great groups from little icons grow. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone. C: is the root of all directories. Don't put all your hypes in one home page. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish. The modem is the message. Too many clicks spoil the browse. ... Jokes/Humor Wed, 03 Dec 2008 07:45:29 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/internet-sayings-t1166.htm#5857 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/internet-sayings-t1166.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/women-life-cycle-t1334.htm sweetu Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa, she is half discovered, half wild.. Between the ages of 22 - 30 a woman is like America, Fully discovered and scientifically perfect. Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan, Very hot, wise and beautiful. Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France, she is half destroyed after the war but still desirable. Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany, she lost the war but not the hope. ... Jokes/Humor Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:17:55 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/women-life-cycle-t1334.htm#7374 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/women-life-cycle-t1334.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/the-vacuum-cleaner-a-good-advise-t1295.htm sweetu A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet. "Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will eat all this s...! " exclaimed the eager salesman. Do you need chili sauce or ketchup with that" ... Jokes/Humor Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:01:30 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/the-vacuum-cleaner-a-good-advise-t1295.htm#7050 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/the-vacuum-cleaner-a-good-advise-t1295.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/elderly-couple-going-for-long-drive-t1344.htm happy4ever321 An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma`am did you know you were speeding?" The woman turns to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" The old man yelled, "He says you were speeding!" The patrolman said, "May I see your license?" The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" The old man yelled, "He wants to see ... Jokes/Humor Sat, 13 Dec 2008 16:03:46 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/elderly-couple-going-for-long-drive-t1344.htm#7499 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/elderly-couple-going-for-long-drive-t1344.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/spinster-sister-t1361.htm happy4ever321 A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open-heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he would like to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank." The nun asked, "Do you have ... Jokes/Humor Mon, 15 Dec 2008 07:32:02 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/spinster-sister-t1361.htm#7685 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/spinster-sister-t1361.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/couple-on-a-vacation-t1346.htm happy4ever321 couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading ... Jokes/Humor Sat, 13 Dec 2008 16:05:48 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/couple-on-a-vacation-t1346.htm#7501 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/couple-on-a-vacation-t1346.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/romanic-dinner-t1343.htm happy4ever321 One evening a man walked into a fast-food chicken place and bought a nine-piece bucket of chicken. He took his chicken to the park for a romantic dinner under the moonlight with his lady. Upon reaching into the bucket, however, he received a surprise. Instead of chicken he discovered what was apparently the restaurant's night deposit - some nine thousand bucks. The young man brought the bucket back to the store and asked for his chicken in exchange for the money. The manager, in awe ... Jokes/Humor Sat, 13 Dec 2008 16:00:03 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/romanic-dinner-t1343.htm#7497 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/romanic-dinner-t1343.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/the-new-wife-t1345.htm happy4ever321 It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everything changes. The new wife (progressive Indian woman), was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech, "My dear family,I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine. No, I will never do that, never in a million years." "What ... Jokes/Humor Sat, 13 Dec 2008 16:04:51 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/the-new-wife-t1345.htm#7500 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/the-new-wife-t1345.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/blonde-joke-t1034.htm sweetu A blonde was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around
a man. The man was screaming, "Help me! Help me!"
The blonde laughed and laughed! She knew that the shark was never going to
help that man!
]]> Jokes/Humor Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:32:47 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/blonde-joke-t1034.htm#4699 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/blonde-joke-t1034.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/the-loyal-wife-t1366.htm happy4ever321  There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the +after-life+ with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died... He was stretched out in the ... Jokes/Humor Mon, 15 Dec 2008 07:42:53 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/the-loyal-wife-t1366.htm#7691 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/the-loyal-wife-t1366.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/warm-lover-t1365.htm happy4ever321 John was talking to his fiancée, Rebecca, and he said, "Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?" To which she replied, "Honey, I would definitely say that you're warm." "Really?" he said excitedly. "Yes, in fact I would say that you're the dictionary definition of the word 'warm'." John was pleased until he went home and, just for fun, checked his dictionary and found, "WARM: Not so hot."  Jokes/Humor Mon, 15 Dec 2008 07:39:26 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/warm-lover-t1365.htm#7690 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/warm-lover-t1365.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/woman-s-arm-t1363.htm happy4ever321 A preacher, who shall we say was "humor impaired," attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasn't my wife!" The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, "And that woman was my mother!" The crowd burst ... Jokes/Humor Mon, 15 Dec 2008 07:36:17 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/woman-s-arm-t1363.htm#7688 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/woman-s-arm-t1363.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/shakespere-funny-quote-t1330.htm mOnkey_bOi two vowels,
two consonants and
two fools...
-Shakespeare... ]]> Jokes/Humor Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:55:05 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/shakespere-funny-quote-t1330.htm#7344 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/shakespere-funny-quote-t1330.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/top-10-ways-to-handle-stress-t1165.htm naughty.don 1. Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out. 2. Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa. 3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on. 4. When someone says, "Have a nice day," say you have other plans. 5. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like. 6. Forget the Diet Center and send yourself a candygram. 7. Make a list of things to do that you've already done. 8. Dance naked in front of your pets. 9. Put your toddler's ... Jokes/Humor Wed, 03 Dec 2008 07:44:23 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/top-10-ways-to-handle-stress-t1165.htm#5856 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/top-10-ways-to-handle-stress-t1165.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/funny-situations-between-boys-girls-t1126.htm genie_in.a_bottle Funny situations between boys & girls.......... BOY : I can't leave you ... GIRL : Do you love me so much?? BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot. BOY : May I hold your hand?? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away?? BOY : Were you away?? GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night? BOY : What time was it?? GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me ... GIRL ... Jokes/Humor Mon, 01 Dec 2008 11:11:45 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/funny-situations-between-boys-girls-t1126.htm#5536 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/funny-situations-between-boys-girls-t1126.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/it-s-all-about-women-t1050.htm naughty.don 1) What is the difference between women and puppies? Answer: Puppies grow up. ********** 2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces? Answer: Because they are... ********** 3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles? Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. ********** 4) If you drop a women ... Jokes/Humor Wed, 26 Nov 2008 07:13:38 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/it-s-all-about-women-t1050.htm#4753 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/it-s-all-about-women-t1050.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/to-my-loving-wife-t1035.htm sweetu man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an E-MAIL to his wife. However he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address and without realising his error, he sent the message. Meanwhile, Somewhere a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, Expecting message from her relatives and friends.; After reading the first message she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother ... Jokes/Humor Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:34:59 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/to-my-loving-wife-t1035.htm#4700 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/to-my-loving-wife-t1035.htm http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/is-dis-true-t1247.htm mOnkey_bOi Help a girl when She is in trouble,
and She will surely remember you, only when She is again in trouble!!
- Shakespeare..! ]]> Jokes/Humor Sat, 06 Dec 2008 15:57:30 GMT http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/is-dis-true-t1247.htm#6486 http://mig33usa.forumotion.com/jokes-humor-f9/is-dis-true-t1247.htm