English Funny SMS

Blueprince_harry · by Blueprince_harry on Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:43 am

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

Kind, intelligent, loving and
hot This describes everything you're not

Hey friend remember that without
stupidity there can be no wisdom &
without ugliness there can be no
beauty so the world needs YOU after all!

The rain makes all things
beautiful. The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?

I saw your face as you walked by but
then I saw a better guy.

I see your face when I am
dreaming That's why I always
wake up screaming.

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way.

My feelings for you no words
can tell Except for maybe "go to hell"

Our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of the window...
I look down & then... i lauf again.

what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for details...

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks. coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!