kids in school think quick
kids in school think quick
by natalie-luv on Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:47 am
Kids in school think quick
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map
and find North America .
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who
discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria!
TEACHER : Donald, what is the
chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking
about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's
H to O!
TEACHER: George Washington not only
chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now,
Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had
the axe in his hand.
GOOD AMBITION
Teacher: What do
you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u
can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying - why???
Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten
everything.
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map
and find North America .
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who
discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria!
TEACHER : Donald, what is the
chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking
about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's
H to O!
TEACHER: George Washington not only
chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now,
Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had
the axe in his hand.
GOOD AMBITION
Teacher: What do
you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u
can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying - why???
Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten
everything.
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Re: kids in school think quick
by sharp_shutar on Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:41 pm
natalie-luv wrote:OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying - why???
Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten
everything.[/b][/color][/size]
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Re: kids in school think quick
by natalie-luv on Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:00 pm
lol... sharpu ... 
dont wait that you become 75 yrs old tobe married
dont wait that you become 75 yrs old tobe married
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Re: kids in school think quick
by sweetu on Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:16 pm
Teacher:"What s your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight
.
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Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
------------ --------- --------- -------
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)
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Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight
.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --- Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --- Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
------------ --------- --------- -------
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)
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Re: kids in school think quick
by iceman on Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:28 pm
now im really missing my school days 
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