Blonde joke

by **sweetu** Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:32 am

A blonde was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around
a man. The man was screaming, "Help me! Help me!"
The blonde laughed and laughed! She knew that the shark was never going to
help that man!

by **mOnkey_bOi** Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:17 pm

:

: lollie lOlzZ lol!

by darkslayer_x Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:59 pm

:P wahahaha....

by **sweetu** Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:44 pm

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.”

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left” she turned around and went home